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This
isn't what is sounds like. I mean I'm not encouraging
you to have just ordinary belches, I'm asking if you want to become
a Hardy Belcher? Hardy Belcher likes to have fun but I'm
12 years old and that means there are a lot of things I don't do.
It seems like a lot of kids think it is cool to get into trouble.
They for sure don't have my parents. Getting into trouble is
the last thing I want to do. Of course with Tiny it can be
hard to stay out of trouble.
"Yo,
Belch are you beating up on the dog again!"
No Tiny I'm not
disrespecting the dog but you have to admit we get into some strange
situations.
"Ok, but it isn't always
my fault!" All right, it
isn't always your fault. Humph, sometimes a telepathic dog is
a pain. "I
heard that!"
Anyway I don't want to get all
preachy but if you are looking for some dude who does drugs or gets
into vandalizing property or shop lifting, you are definitely in the
wrong place.
"You got that right!"
Don't get me wrong, I'm not some wimp and trust me, you do not want
to call Tiny a wimp.
"HA!"
Tiny and I like to have fun and have adventures. If you
want to be a Belcher all you have to do is come and hang out here
and get used to interrupted by a dog. "Hmmph, a dog, sometimes
I wonder why we are best friends." |
